Damn the last Haiku Now you know which one I am ID exposed for all
FRESH OFF THA BLOCK
OCTOBER 2026
16 haikus dropped this month
Three k for daycare What in the actual fuck Joining the Amish
feelin` hot anger these fucks messin with my life 5 days in office
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it's impossible to live life in 2026 with 5 days in office and 2 little kids. shit is fucked.
Stay at yo girl crib Cause two rents ain’t an option Post modern problems
Drippy like raincoats Receding hairline with bills Millennial Gangsta
There was a gangster Who self immolated himself Unfortunately
ridin' windows down rollin' dirty in my Benz kid ain't potty trained
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7 miles to the next rest stop and she cryin' in the back seat
Bye bye, Warner Bros. 'nother hostile takeover corporate bullshit
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DZ walked away with all of our kidz' college fundz.
it use to be that livin that thug life was king but then we got Drake
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bitch ass Canadians ain’t hard unless we’re talking about lumberjacks
you gotta use me in my grill all day n night my new boss is AI
Canada is the Oatmeal raisin cookie of The Anglo countries
Tim Horton, le Tim Maple syrup probably Or maybe corn based
Haiku is Japan I French Canadian, la Get Montreal slammed
Ah ate de poutine Now ah am a gravy man Mourial, yo, là
Show up een Ké-bec You get your weeg split by moi Don’t come tu Ké-bec
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street Québécois bon bon
up in tha whip, yo cruisin past tha cherry trees petals on my rims
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this one goes out to my dawgs in tha garden club